Interviewer: So Momo, what are you good at?
Me: Umm… I can text 9 people at the same time?
Interviewer: I think you should look in other lines of work for a job…
Oh well. I have a few years before I need to do a job interview. I’ll get some talents before then! Step One: Learn how to do a good cartwheel! Maybe that won’t help me get a job, but it’s still cool. Oh, by the way, I now have a boyfriend as of Monday. He would be impressed with my cartwheel even if you guys wouldn’t. That’s why I’m dating him, not you. Sorry, I’m just being weird. Math finals are making me go crazy. All the numbers attack my brain and make me insane. Seriously, I may need a straightjacket…
-MOMO
Update: Boyfriend is no longer boyfriend and I never did get to show him my cartwheel. But he would've been impressed.
Update: Boyfriend is no longer boyfriend and I never did get to show him my cartwheel. But he would've been impressed.
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Ah, cartwheels. How romantic. ^_^ I almost spelled 'cartwheels' wrong.
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